Yeahhhhh, my staycation days were remarkably like that. The days I didn't even go into the kitchen were the worst. You know it's bad if you just keep a bowl of pluots next to the bed, and eat one from time to time in a desultory fashion... and imagine how cool it would be to dig out the little fridge you had at PUC... SHEER laziness.
Your snackage is so healthy! Wish I could say the same. And as my place is teeny, getting to the fridge can be done slothfully.